SINGER LISA STANSFIELD STILL HASN’T FOUND HER BABY

Exhausted British pop stars continues to travel around the world, worries mentally retarded fan

LONDON – 12/14/07 Despite 17 years of non stop traveling around the globe acclaimed pop singer Lisa Stansfied has yet to find her baby, warned a mentally retarded man and self-proclaimed Lisa Stansfield fanclub president Thursday.

“I love her. Find baby. Find baby,” wrote 42 year old Briton Ian Limber in a statement published on his website dedicated to the life and music of Stansfield, www.gottagetmesomestansfield.com. "Find baby. Find baby," the statement continues for several pages.

Limber, who lives in an assisted living facility in Gravesend, England, has the mental capacity of a very alert goat and cannot eat or get dressed without a nurse. His plea to help Stansfield has taken the music world by storm.

At a weekend benefit concert marking the 6th anniversary of the death of American comedian Don Rickles to shoe cancer, Sir Elton John and other luminaries appeared to throw their weight behind the cause. “If Lady Di is a candle in the wind,” Sir John told fans during the sold out Wembley Stadium show, “then Stansfield is like a leaf borne on that same wind. Hold on. Like a leaf in the wind…help me out, what rhymes with wind?”

A visibly upset Stansfield, with letters floating near her head, apparently won't give up on her baby.

Stansfield first reached out for help in 1991 with her number one hit song, "Can't Find My Baby." U2 front man turned activist Bono said the world had waited too long to act. He then sang a duet of “In the Name of Love” with famed impersonator Richard Little whose imitation of Stansfield silenced the audience. Some people were seen leaving the stadium before the song was finished.

Meanwhile music industry officials, under pressure now, insist much needs to be resolved before concrete measures to help Stansfield can be enacted.

“It remains unclear who her ‘baby’ is,” said Lech Mordechai, founder of Mordechai records and later Mordechai Airlines. “If Stansfield gave birth back in the spring of 1991 and literally lost her baby, then we’re dealing with a very different kind of emergency,” he said. “Stansfield or her doctors could be looking at criminal charges.”

Others speculate the term ‘baby’ refers to a lost love interest.

For Limber the debate is a pretext for inaction. Writing on his website this week he said, “Lisa help when down. I like ice cream.”

Contacted by phone, Lisa Stansfield’s current agent, Derrick Wales of ICM Talent, London, said enigmatically, “Leave my client alone.”

Meanwhile Scotland Yard forensics artists have released several sketches of the presumed ‘baby’ ranging in age from just a few days to 78 years old. Citizens who spot anyone even remotely resembling any of the 19 drawings are urged to contact some authority or another.